Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks
Drunk girls are unusually mild
Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles
Drunk girls are boringly wild

“To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.” - Jane Austen

“To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.” - Jane Austen

“It’s in the click of my heels,The bend of my hair,the palm of my hand,The need of my care,‘Cause I’m a womanPhenomenally.Phenomenal woman,That’s me.” — Maya Angelou

“It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
‘Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.” — Maya Angelou

“Come, rest in this bosom, my own stricken deer, Though the herd have fled from thee, thy home is still here.” - Thomas Moore

“Come, rest in this bosom, my own stricken deer, 
Though the herd have fled from thee, thy home is still here.” - Thomas Moore

“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“I say, ‘Ah, who knows what they mean!’
They smile and go away in utter scorn.
And you sit there smiling.” – Rabindranath Tagore

“I say, ‘Ah, who knows what they mean!’

They smile and go away in utter scorn.

And you sit there smiling.” – Rabindranath Tagore

“It is the hour to be drunken! To escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk.” – Charles Baudelaire

“It is the hour to be drunken! To escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk.” – Charles Baudelaire

“A well-spent day brings happy sleep.” - Leonardo da Vinci

“A well-spent day brings happy sleep.” - Leonardo da Vinci